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Jokes of the Week

How do you know when your sister is an alien?

When she knocks on the door.

What's the fastest way to crash a computer?

Let an adult use it.

Why couldn’t the tire quit it’s job?

It was flat broke.

What did the quilt say to the bed?

I got you I got you covered.

Why did the Cucumber need a lawyer?

It was in a pickle. 

What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?

 a To-Yoda

What kind of music do balloons hate?


Does a roller coaster like it’s work?

It has its ups and downs.

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